Monday, June 21, 2010

Let us all hope Miley puts out a sex tape.

Why would I wish for such a fucking horrid thing? Why would I encourage this fuckery? I'm tired of Miley busting out this old Britney shit. Maybe it she puts out a shitty sex tape with one of her gay twink boyfriends.. and we all watch it and act really shocked.. she will stop with her current "fuck you Disney.. I'm a bad girl" tour of shenanigans. It is like a re run of a great show, but recast with some busted southern beaver-child. I enjoyed it when Britney stopped wearing bras and making sweaty orgy style music videos. It was fun to watch a mouseketeer turn into the white trash bra less bald goddess that is she is.

Miley I just don't give a fuck about. Britney strikes me as the kind of gal that acts like a slag 100% of the time. The kinda gal that will do fucked up shit in bed and let your friends watch. Miley is the kinda gal that would cry the first time you tried to choke her during sex. All talk.

So maybe if we all act shocked about Miley's behavior, yell at Disney, yell at her parents and pretend that her current teen slut tour is somehow anything less than the cliche girls-gone-wild b.s it is.. Maybe then she will stop trying so fucking hard.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Friday, January 15, 2010

Tan those hides

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Dear Tiger Woods

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